Name: Professor Orangustein
Species: Distinguished Plush Orangutan
Age: Old enough to remember the Great Banana Debate of ‘03
Occupation: Philosopher, Poet, Keeper of the Jungle Lore
Residence: The High-Backed Chair of Contemplation
Bio: Professor Orangustein is a deeply thoughtful and slightly mysterious figure in the plush primate world. With a mane of wild auburn fur and a gaze that seems to peer directly into your soul, he carries the quiet wisdom of many snuggles past. Known for his dramatic flair and occasional brooding, the Professor enjoys sipping imaginary espresso and pondering the great mysteries of the universe—such as why socks disappear in the laundry and if peanut butter counts as a fruit.
Though reserved in demeanour, he is endlessly loyal and always ready with sage advice—or at the very least, an unimpressed grunt. A poet at heart, he writes haikus by moonlight and recites them with the passion of a Shakespearean thespian.
Fun Fact: Once hosted a debate between a rubber duck and a teddy bear titled “Existence: Stuffed or Real?” It ended in a group hug.
This is a medium sized Teddy Pal. Please see the ‘How big is my Teddy Pal’ Tab for a visual on the size.
